tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-204912357252194442024-03-13T20:12:57.240-07:00The Epic of Joey Saint WombatJoey Saint Wombathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12626724885988984409noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20491235725219444.post-6946569913785859662009-03-25T00:16:00.000-07:002009-03-25T22:51:37.274-07:00RobberyIn the dead of night, robbery afoot.<br />Three gun-toting thugs, one unarmed cashier.<br />Across the store back, a shadow moves.<br />It startles the thugs, "What was that?" one said.<br />"I'm going to check," another robber said.<br />The shadow appeared in front of the thugs.<br />"No need." the shadow spoke in a dark voice.<br />Before the triggers of their guns were pulled,<br />His movements quick, they became disarmed,<br />The cashier sets off the silent alarm<br />The thugs movements, slow and predictable<br />They scrambled for their guns, but he was too fast<br />He dodged every move, countered attacks<br />Before the robbers realized what hit them<br />The thugs were unconscious, they had been beat<br />The lights and police sirens flood the scene<br />Police order, "Come out with your hands up!"<br />The masked mans walks through the doorway, hands raised<br />The man proclaims to the world, "I am Joey..."<br />"Joey Saint Wombat the vigilante!"<br />He runs at the barricade, with no fear,<br />Their guns fire, every bullet misses.<br />Joey jumps onto a police car and runs,<br />Bullets ricochet, hero escapes.<br />Joey Saint Wombat the vigilante.Joey Saint Wombathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12626724885988984409noreply@blogger.com0